jeremiah in the dark wood

Jeremiah stepped onto the bridge and saw at once that it was occupied. There, sitting on the hand rails, with its feet dangling over the side, was a young frog. This frog had a tiny crown on its head and was holding a fishing rod out over the water. Jeremiah approached the frog.

'My name is Jeremiah Obadiah Jackanory Jones!', he said. 'So what?' said the frog. 'My name is Roy Fort Castle Hitlar the Second of November 1996 Jinks. I am looking for the no good robber that has stolen my aunty's tarts', he continued.

'Don't look at me' said the frog, so Jeremiah went on his way.