Sugar People

Once there was a pirate. He was very mean to the people in his ship. The crew decided they would make a spoon and escape to a sugar-bowl. So late one night, when the pirate was asleep, they made their spoon, and escaped. Along the way they met a magic sugar lump. Who told them that she could make any three wishes come true. They wished for
1) more sugar
2)a punk hairdresser
3)a pair of trousers